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17 November 1985

Jun. 17th, 2013 | 08:34 pm
mood: excitedexcited

MY ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL IS HERE.

MY ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL IS HERE.

MY ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL IS REALLY REALLY REALLY HERE.

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2 March 1985

Oct. 2nd, 2012 | 09:03 pm
mood: ecstaticecstatic

So I've been keeping this quiet for a long time and now I CANNOT BE CONTAINED.

Also known as Eleanor gave me permission to announce something incredible. INCREDIBLE, I SAY

Are you ready?

Ready? Sure?

HERE GOES:

I, Jacob Garbhán Mullet, am about to be a father.

That's right, ladies and gents, I have reproduced and there's about to be a mini me or a mini Nori wandering this world. I CANNOT WAIT. It's like a bloody dream coming true.

Coming this fall!

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13 October 1984

May. 13th, 2012 | 08:36 pm

Life is good. No, life is damn good.

No more leather jacket. Sorry ladies. Gents, you don't have to fear that Jake's going to steal your women away. Well...not anymore. But, don't worry, my leather jacket went to a good home. I did a thorough interview before selling it to be sure it would get as much love and care as I gave it. I'll miss it, but I don't need it anymore.

That's right. I don't need it anymore. Jake Mullet has retired from his whoring. Sorry to disappoint!

That is all.

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16 July 1984

Feb. 16th, 2012 | 07:19 pm

I learned a very important, grown up, life lesson today. No matter how hungry you are and no matter how much you don't want to go grocery shopping or leave the flat for other food, don't eat the leftover Chinese takeaway that's been sitting on the counter for three days. It's just not worth it.

Even if it looks appetizing...it's not. Even if you don't want it to go to waste. Throw it in the rubbish bin. Not even beer will kill it and I thought beer could kill anything.

The next revelation? Beer is not a miracle worker. Probably a baby maker, but not a miracle worker.

This has been life lessons with Jacob Mullet. Learn from me.

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13 December 1981

Jul. 13th, 2010 | 10:03 pm

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Christmas shopping is done. Get excited.

I'm going back to sleep.

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30 August 1982

Mar. 30th, 2010 | 07:30 am

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Oh, how forgetful of me! A whole case of beer just waiting to for me to drink. Cheers!

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14 April 1982

Nov. 14th, 2009 | 07:04 pm

Got another place. I can't move in just yet, but I at least signed papers on it. That alone will get Adam off of my back. Of course, his idea was to have me move in with Annie, but I don't think my baby sister wanted to do the walk of shame with me in the same flat.

Ah well. The Mullets have prevailed.

Once I'm settled in my new place, I'm buying a camera first off. Eli Chambers desperately wants me to take his picture. And Boy Bones #2 will be here before you know it. The leather jacket is just going to have to wait. It's a sad story, but true.

I'll also be accepting donations!

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11 March 1982

Oct. 11th, 2009 | 12:50 pm
mood: depresseddepressed

Anyone have a couch they don't mind letting Jake Mullet sleep on?

Who knew that one little kitchen accident could result in an entire flat catching fire?

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6 February 1982

Sep. 6th, 2009 | 11:41 am
mood: drunkhungover

mm.

alcohol i love you.

sunshine i hate you

why did i sleep with my camera?

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28 November 1981

Jun. 28th, 2009 | 07:04 pm
mood: amusedamused

In my never ending quest to get out of shelling out galleons for presents this year, I'm learning photography from the one and only Kat Kirke.

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El? Nat? Siobhan? Brad? Even Rachel? You can be my next models, I promise. Although I might for some still life. I think that's what Kat called it.

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